It is a matter of great concern that, despite scientist and medical professionals devoting their lives to solving the problem, humanity is still greatly disfigured by the curse of politics.
However, recently there has been a breakthrough at the School of Political Diseases at the University of Luton. Here, sequencing of human DNA has led to the discovery that all humans carry a gene which, in the words of the leading investigative scientist ‘enables us all - to varying degrees - to talk absolute bollocks.’
Scientists see this discovery as a major key to understanding just how the disease of politics takes hold in a human subject. They believe it also goes someway towards explaining how and why politics is such a virulent communicable disease. For, as we know, it only takes one person spouting some political bollocks for the entire surrounding area to become infected with political ‘opinions’ which they spread like a plague through those without any natural immunity to politics.
Virologists have over recent years become increasingly concerned at the way the political disease spreads itself. This is especially troubling when so many mass outbreaks of the illness spreading rapidly around the world, often using social media as a carrier. For it only takes one person spouting some ill-informed political nostrum or utter bollocks for that outbreak to spread across the country, or - in some cases – around the world.
It is for this reason that worried scientists all cry out for more research funding. All despite the danger they will have to put themselves in when they - through no fault of their own – have to get into close contact with highly infectious politicians to secure more research funds.
We can all only wish them well and hope that one day the deadly curse of politics will be lifted from mankind forever.
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